Blinders

Yesterday Mom asked me to consider writing an article about the Annual Meeting for the parish newsletter. I said I'd think about it. I haven't had any great inspiration as yet--at least not for something that could actually go in the newsletter. Here's what I'd like to print:

How to Make Blinders

Step One: Print out a copy of Grace Happens, the parish newsletter. Make sure to print it one-sided.

Step Two: Go to http://parenting.leehansen.com/downloads/coloring/halloween/pages/eyeglasses1.htm
and print this pattern on the blank side of the newsletter pages.

Step Three: Cut out all the pieces. DO NOT cut out the middle parts of the frames, where the lenses would be in a real pair of glasses.

Step Four: Tape or glue the ear pieces to the frames.

Step Five: Put on the blinders whenever information concerning the status of Grace Episcopal Church is offered to you.

Optional: Put in earplugs while wearing the blinders.

Well, if not the newsletter, perhaps posted anonymously on one or more of the bulletin boards around the building?

Peace,
Jeff